04/16/08

Grant Goodmorrow 'n' Friends ask the hard questions

    One of the dudes I used to work with was a MASTER of asking completely challenging/irreverent/absurd/horrifying questions.  Pretty much every time, a choice was involved.  These choices were absolute, with even worse consequences if you deviated from the script.  Every so often, I'd actually take the time to think out an answer, but usually the responses were either peals of laughter or a cringe and a "Jesus, man!"  Either way, I thought they were cool enough to record for all posterity, so here are as many as we've come up with so far.  If you have something similar you'd like to add or would like to answer these questions, please feel free to drop me a line.

Would you ever sleep with someone for personal gain?

Would you rather be loved, respected or feared?

Would you rather be burned alive or drowned?

Which would you choose: President of the Hansen Fan Club or be gay?

How much would you have to be paid to kill someone?

Would you rather shuck 'n' jive, or hustle 'n' flow?

Would you rather live in Funky Town or Paradise City?  Stay at Hotel California or Gangsta's Paradise?

Choose one of the following superpowers and explain why: Invisibility, flight, shape-shifting or the ability to live underwater.

On Sept. 11, would you have rather been in the plane, the first tower or the second tower?

To save the entire population of the United States, would you perform fellatio on your father or cunnilingus on your mother?

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