There are three things wrong with this stuff:  Number one, toothpaste should never, ever taste like a combination of TheraFlu and Halls Menthol-Eucalyptus lozenges.  And I mean fscking EVER.  Toothpaste is either minty, or it tastes like ass.  No one in their right mind ever liked the "bubblegum" flavour toothpaste that their parents foisted upon them when they were children, nor do they like the indescribable flavour of the Sensodyne that they have to use now that their teeth are rotting out.  I have scientific evidence to prove this.  Will I show it to you?  No.

    Number two, the whole "Extreme" thing has been beaten to the brink of death by marketers, and it's not doing anyone any good here.  There is small, partial credit for not intentionally misspelling the word (i.e. XXXXtreeeme!!!), but to all the folks at GlaxoSmithKline who thought this was a good idea:  you're fired.  Please leave quietly.  Your personal effects may or may not be shipped to you, depending on whether or not we can find an "extreme" delivery service.

    Number three, I bought four damned tubes of this stuff, so I'm stuck with it for about the next year and a half of brushing.  And by the way, my teeth don't feel any cleaner for having used it either.

Rating: Rinse and spit out of 10